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Kiss The Elden Ring Lyrics Meaning

[Intro]
The intro sets a playful, intrigued tone, with the singer drawn into fascination, almost as if enchanted. The repeating “ooh” conveys an immediate, impulsive attraction or amazement that something—or someone—has him totally captivated.

[Verse 1]
The first verse dives into why *Elden Ring* has captured the player’s imagination. The game’s world, crafted by the singer of *Game of Thrones*, feels rich, thrilling, and worth exploring. As the player ventures through this epic landscape, battling dragons, giants, and blighted knights, they stumble upon a voice—a talking jar named Alexander, aka “Iron Fist.” The discovery is shocking and exciting, as this quirky character is both strange and instantly appealing. The player’s enthusiasm turns into envy, wishing they could even be like Alexander, admiring his odd charm and the uniqueness of this new encounter.

[Chorus]
The chorus humorously captures the player’s obsession with Alexander, going from simple curiosity to something hilariously over-the-top. Despite knowing they should focus on their main quest to find the Elden Ring, they’re completely sidetracked by thoughts of Alexander. Intrigued by what could be inside the jar, they’re even tempted to ‘make the jar fly’—probably an attempt to uncover more secrets. The player’s fixation is quirky and silly, emphasizing how easily a seemingly simple object can throw someone off course.

[Verse 2]
In this verse, the player’s fixation on Alexander intensifies as they indulge in playful banter with him. Alexander requests a “good smack from the rear,” making the player excited to please. Alexander thanks the player with a gift of rotten flesh, revealing he stores his fallen enemies inside himself. The player’s envy grows, humorously wishing they could be inside the jar too. The player’s admiration escalates into a mix of flustered feelings and humorous frustration, realizing how deeply they’re simping over this jar. Alexander’s confidence and quirky manners keep heightening the player’s crush, making them question their feelings for a mere jar.

[Bridge]
The bridge is a short, funny declaration of the player’s feelings for the jar. Referencing an old drinking song, the player describes their connection with Alexander as almost romantic. It’s an absurd, comedic way of embracing how much joy and affection they feel for this “little brown jug.”

[Chorus]
In this version of the chorus, the player begins reflecting on their attraction to the jar, questioning if it’s actually love. They joke about how it’s odd but continue to lean into it, even comparing Alexander to other kitchen tools like a spoon. The player realizes they may just be into household objects in general, as they start feeling a mix of confusion and excitement about their affection for inanimate objects.

[Verse 3]
Here, the player humorously acknowledges other characters from *Elden Ring* who might be romantic options but finds them lacking compared to Alexander. Ranni, Fia, and Melina each have their own charms, yet none seem as appealing as a zester or a spoon, let alone Alexander. Despite their mystical powers, none can top the player’s obsession with objects they could use in the kitchen. It’s an exaggerated joke on how Alexander stands out from even the game’s beautiful NPCs due to his quirky uniqueness and unforgettable personality.

[Chorus]
The player begins questioning their sanity, wondering if they should see a therapist or fully embrace their weird crush on Alexander. They realize it’s time to admit their feelings, so they decide to be straightforward with Alexander and tell him. The player’s internal conflict between rationality and attraction finally leads them to embrace their odd affection and aim to express it openly.

[Verse 4]
In this verse, the player arrives in the Caelid Wilds, excited to see Alexander and prepared to impress. However, a huge, dinosaur-sized jar catches their eye, confusing their emotions even more. Now torn between Alexander and this new giant pot, they’re thrown into another wave of attraction. The player humorously wonders if they should’ve tried dating other characters, but it’s too late; the appeal of Alexander, and now this giant jar, keeps pulling them in.

[Chorus Meaning (fourth appearance)]
The player is thrilled as the giant pot raises its foot, which humorously aligns with a new layer of their attraction. This moment confirms how deeply they’re drawn to these odd, ceramic characters, further embracing their crush on Alexander.

[Outro]
In a final comedic twist, Alexander speaks, considering adding a piece of meat to his jar body since no one else is using it. This adds to his quirkiness and strange charm, leaving the player in awe once again. The outro closes the song on a funny, weirdly endearing note, as Alexander’s eccentricity fuels the player’s infatuation one last time.