Mario à La Kart Lyrics by Starb0mb is a latest English song in the voice of Starbomb. Starb0mb has created its tune while brand new Mario à La Kart song lyrics are written by Starb0mb. This is a popular song among the people of United States of America. Mario à la Kart by Starb0mb is a hilarious and chaotic song about a hapless racer who enters the Mushroom Kingdom’s Mario Kart race, thinking it’s a standard racing event. Things quickly spiral as he faces Mario Kart’s violent obstacles, from red shells to Bullet Bills and lightning bolts. The poor guy is repeatedly injured, shrunk, and crushed, leading him to question his choices and fear for his life. Amid all the mayhem, the twist reveals he’s being tormented over a childhood insult, ending in a classic Starb0mb joke. It’s an over-the-top, absurd take on the iconic video game.
Mario à la Kart Lyrics
[Verse 1: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
He’s been practicing racing
He drove for NASCAR
He’s a normal human being with a normal ass car
He tips his hat to Mario
They ring the Mushroom Cup bell
He steps on the gas
[Chorus: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
Red turtle shell!
Ah no!
Oh my god!
Ahhh no!
Oh god
Yah
What is this, some kind of accident or something?
Yah
I don’t know
[Verse 2: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
Boy, that was violent (Uh huh)
His head is no bueno (I’m sure it’s fine)
He’s used to pavement, now
He’s racing on a rainbow (What?)
He guesses he’ll adjust through sheer force of will (I guess)
But suddenly there’s company
(Oh it’s like another racer or something?)
[Chorus: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
Bullet bill!
*pain sounds* Is that a bullet?
Yah
Like- like a giant bullet, are you for real?
Yah
Alright
[Verse 3: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
His upper lip is bleeding
He thought this was a race (Dude)
But then he was assaulted by a bullet with a face (This isn’t happening)
He’s sure there’s no brain damage (I’m not)
I don’t know how he’s sure (I’m not!)
As long as he can keep the speed (Oh god, what now?)
[Chorus: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
Lightning bolt!
Agh- Ow!! I gotta get outta here, what the fu*k is happening? Holy s*it!
[Verse 4: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
He’s tiny!
He’s tiny!
And then he gets run over
*getting run over sound effect*
All his bones and blood and organs are mixed up with the motor (*scream*)
He’s an abomination of god (*crying*)
But at least he has ten coins (I don’t care)
He’s going to die
Oh god, he’s going to die (Oh no)
[Chorus: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
Boomerang to the groin!
Oof– Oh god, somehow that was the worst one
Yup
OOOOOHHHHH
It hurts
Aww
You gotta get me outta here, man
Nope
This is crazy
I know
I’m gonna die out here man, I’m gonna die!
I know
[Bridge: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
Why are you doing this?
Yah
But
Yah
That’s not an answer, man
[Chorus: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
Three red shells!
Ooh, god, why are you doing this, stop
Three more red shells!
You like that, b!tch?
*combination of sobbing and coughing*
[Verse 5: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
He’s in eighth place now
We’re still doing this?
Oh yes, we are (Fu*k)
His skin is peeling off and he’s coughing up tar (I think I see a way out)
His bones are baby food (Fu*k you, I’m going off course)
(*tires screech* I’m outta here!)
He thinks he’s getting away (YAAAAAHHH!!)
[Chorus: Announcer (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
Lakitu picks you up!
Oh-hoh, I’m here forever aren’t I?
Yah
Augh
Yah
What did I do to deserve this, man?
Ahh, you don’t remember?
(You called his dad a cuck!)
Steven?
Yah
Oh!
Yah
I’m sorry man, dude we were kids
That’s not enough
Wha- what do you want, money? y-you want my car? Wh-
Don’t want your stuff
[Verse 6: Steven (Arin Hanson), Racer (Arin Hanson)]
But there’s something you can do to make this all better (Anything!)
Apologize to Candace (Who- who’s Candace?)
Candace d!ck fit in your mouth
(Gotteem!)
Yus!
Starbomb Songs
Mario à la Kart Lyrics Meaning
[Verse 1:]
The racer, who’s used to normal racing events like NASCAR, enters the Mario Kart race with confidence, expecting a straightforward competition. He’s an average guy with an ordinary car, politely tipping his hat to Mario as the race begins. He’s pumped and ready to go as the bell rings, setting off with high hopes and no clue what’s coming.
[Chorus:]
As soon as he starts, he’s hit by a red shell, catching him totally off guard. He’s in shock, confused, and already feels like he’s in a wreck. This kind of mayhem is clearly nothing like what he expected or prepared for.
[Verse 2:]
The racer feels the intensity of the chaotic course, noting how rough it was and even fearing his head might be injured. Used to stable tracks, he’s now on Rainbow Road, a track known for its unpredictable difficulty. Though he’s struggling, he’s determined to adjust, but another competitor quickly appears, bringing more mayhem along.
[Chorus:]
Suddenly, he’s struck by Bullet Bill, a giant, speeding bullet he’s horrified to realize is real. Already injured, he’s bewildered and barely keeping his composure, wondering what he got himself into.
[Verse 3:]
The racer is now bleeding and shaken, realizing this isn’t just a regular race. The “weapons” like the bullet are physically hurting him, not just blocking his car. He’s trying to convince himself he’s okay, but the damage seems real, and he worries about brain injury while attempting to stay in the race.
[Chorus:]
Then he’s hit by a lightning bolt, making him feel smaller and more vulnerable than ever. He’s overwhelmed, realizing he’s completely out of his element and desperately wants out of this nightmare.
[Verse 4:]
The lightning shrinks him down to a tiny size, only to get run over immediately. His body is mangled from the hit, turning into a bloody mess as he’s caught in the engine. In disbelief, he realizes he’s now in a life-threatening situation, losing hope that he’ll make it out alive.
[Chorus:]
Just when he thought he’d had the worst of it, he’s hit in the groin with a boomerang. This pain seems to top everything he’s felt so far. He’s pleading to escape but realizes there’s no mercy in this race; he’s trapped and fears he’s about to meet his end.
[Bridge:]
The racer finally demands an explanation for the torture he’s enduring, frustrated and desperate for answers. However, he’s given no clear reason, only more torment.
[Chorus:]
In a final blow, three red shells are hurled at him, followed by three more, leaving him in even more pain and disbelief. His pleas for it to stop go unanswered, as he’s left in a mix of agony and exhaustion, barely holding on.
[Verse 5:]
Now in eighth place, he’s physically falling apart, coughing up tar, and feeling his body deteriorate. He decides to veer off course, hoping it will allow him to escape. However, his attempt at freedom is met with a crushing realization that he might be trapped in this torturous race for good.
[Chorus:]
Lakitu, the cloud-riding referee, picks him up and brings him back to the track. The racer, bewildered and desperate, begs for mercy, wondering why he deserves this. Lakitu reveals it’s due to an old insult he made as a kid, bringing up memories of a grudge long past. The racer tries apologizing, offering anything to stop the torment, but Lakitu doesn’t seem satisfied.
[Verse 6:]
Finally, Lakitu gives him an out: he must apologize to someone named Candace. When the racer asks who that is, Lakitu drops the punchline, turning the entire ordeal into a humiliating joke. The race, full of pain and confusion, ends with a laugh at his expense, leaving him bewildered and defeated.
FAQs
Q. Who has sung Mario à la Kart song?
A. Mario à la Kart song is sung by Starbomb.
Q. Who wrote Mario à la Kart lyrics?
A. Mario à la Kart lyrics are penned by Starbomb.
Q. Who has given the music of Mario à la Kart song?
A. Mario à la Kart music is composed and produced by Starbomb.
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