Saturday Night Live Monologue Lyrics by Ariana Grande is a latest English song in the voice of Ariana Grande. Its music too is composed by singer while brand new Saturday Night Live Monologue song lyrics are also written by Ariana Grande. This is a popular song among the people of United States of America. In Ariana Grande’s Saturday Night Live Monologue song, she humorously promises to keep things low-key while hosting SNL, poking fun at herself by saying she won’t sing or do impressions like Britney Spears or Miley Cyrus. She jokes about avoiding her usual high notes, vocal runs, and diva moves, all while subtly doing the opposite with playful interruptions, such as dancers joining her and nearly singing. Grande embraces her theater-kid roots, teases a canceled “Wicked” sketch, and ends with excitement for the show’s guest, Stevie Nicks.
Saturday Night Live Monologue Lyrics
[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, Ariana Grande
[Spoken Word: Ariana Grande]
Thank you, thank you
Thank you so much, I’m so happy to be back hosting SNL
This year has been truly amazing
I got to play Galinda
Which is awesome because, you know, I’m such a theater kid
And it’s every theater kid’s dream to either play Galinda or Elpheba
Well, it’s every theater kid’s dream to lose their virginity
But their second dream is, of course, to be in wicked
But it’s so amazing to be here
The last time I hosted was in 2016
And we were right on the verge of electing our first female president
So I guess second time’s the charm, right?
But before I start, I just wanna make one thing clear tonight
I am just hosting
I’m— no, I-I’m not gonna make this about me
I’m just gonna have fun, take it easy and, yeah
I’m just gonna keep it low-key
Oh, what’s this?
No, thank you
Oh, fu*k
[Verse 1: Ariana Grande]
I’m gonna keep it low-key tonight
Promise I’m not gonna sing
I’m not gonna sing my favorite notes
Not C, D, B, A, or G
I’m not gonna do my impressions
No Britney Spears today
If you ask me again, I’ll say the same thing
Oh, no, baby, baby
I’m not gonna do Miley Cyrus
‘Cause, baby, that ain’t gonna work
I’m not gonna do Gwen Stefani ’cause
Don’t think that, promise I’m not singing any new impressions
I won’t sing because it hurts
I’m not gonna wink at my camera
I promise I won’t do a lift, thank you so much
And I’m not gonna talk about wicked
‘Cause, tonight, I don’t give a—
[Interlude: Ariana Grande & Bowen Yang]
Bowen, wha— didn’t anybody tell you?
Tell me what?
We cut the Wicked sketch
Oh, um, that’s okay, I didn’t wanna do it anyway
Great and this isn’t a wand
It’s a flask
[Verse 2: Ariana Grande]
So keep the piano far away from me
‘Cause the last thing I’m gonna do
Is modulate the key
I’m not gonna do a duet tonight
So please don’t bring out Stevie Nicks
Worth a shot
And, yeah, the last thing I’m gonna do
Is bring out some hot dancers
To do some insanely high kicks
Come on, ladies— oh my God, you’re so tall
I’m actually really shy
No more crazy runs, no more tricks, no vocal flips
Can’t you see that I’m just so
Either way, this much is clear
If you’re looking for a diva
Don’t look over here
‘Cause tonight, I’m keeping it low-key
[Outro: Ariana Grande]
We’ve got a great show for you tonight, Stevie Nicks is here
Stick around, we’ll be right back
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Saturday Night Live Monologue Lyrics Meaning
[Intro]
Ariana Grande is being introduced to the audience at SNL.
[Spoken Word: Ariana Grande]
Ariana kicks off by expressing her excitement to be hosting Saturday Night Live again. She reflects on the amazing year she’s had, particularly highlighting her role as Galinda in “Wicked,” which she jokes is a dream role for theater kids like herself. She humorously adds that while losing their virginity is a top priority for theater kids, being in “Wicked” comes second. Ariana also recalls the last time she hosted, which was in 2016, right before what everyone thought would be the election of the first female U.S. president—a bittersweet reflection. She then sets the tone for the night by promising that she won’t make this about her and will keep things casual. But, in a classic comedic twist, her attempt to stay “low-key” quickly falters when she reacts to an unexpected situation, adding a bit of chaos and humor to the moment.
[Verse 1: Ariana Grande]
In this part, Ariana humorously insists that she’s going to stay low-key and won’t sing, name-dropping musical notes as a playful way to say she’s avoiding her usual powerhouse vocals. She also says she won’t do her famous celebrity impressions, specifically mentioning Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, and Gwen Stefani, though her delivery makes it clear she’s poking fun at herself because these are some of her signature acts. Ariana teases that she won’t engage in her usual dramatic performances, vocal tricks, or even reference her role in “Wicked,” all while the tone of the song makes it obvious that she’s almost ready to break all those promises, making the monologue playful and self-aware.
[Interlude: Ariana Grande & Bowen Yang]
Bowen Yang, another cast member, interrupts to tell Ariana the “Wicked” sketch has been cut, but she plays it off cool, pretending it doesn’t bother her. Then, she jokes about what looks like a wand but is really just a flask, adding to the lighthearted vibe.
[Verse 2: Ariana Grande]
Ariana continues to promise that she won’t be doing any of her signature moves for the night. She says she won’t be playing the piano, modulating her voice, or singing duets, despite her joking request for Stevie Nicks to join her. She also says she won’t be bringing out any flashy backup dancers or performing over-the-top tricks like vocal flips. With a bit of playful sarcasm, she jokes about being shy and down-to-earth, though everything about the performance hints that she’s fully aware of her “diva” reputation, but is choosing to play against it for comedic effect. It’s a fun, tongue-in-cheek way to set the tone for the show.
[Outro: Ariana Grande]
Ariana wraps it up by introducing the night’s guest, Stevie Nicks, and teasing that there’s more fun to come after the break, maintaining her playful, lighthearted tone throughout.
FAQs
Q. Who has sung Saturday Night Live Monologue song?
A. Saturday Night Live Monologue song is sung by Ariana Grande.
Q. Who wrote Saturday Night Live Monologue lyrics?
A. Saturday Night Live Monologue lyrics are penned by Ariana Grande.
Q. Who has given the music of Saturday Night Live Monologue song?
A. Saturday Night Live Monologue music is composed and produced by Ariana Grande.
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